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This legitimately is the biggest day for this franchise in over 10 years.

Likely going to be either Wilson or Boozer. Either will be awesome.

If it’s Boozer, he could pick #5 for his jersey and save a bunch of Bulls fans who kept their old jerseys a lot of money.

If it’s Wilson, he’s going to accidentally be called Caleb Williams by a bunch of barflies in Chicago for the next decade.

Early predictions for Stacey King catchphrases:

If it’s Boozer, he’ll say “Get back on the Booze cruise!”

If it’s Wilson, he’ll just tell “Wilson!” like Tom Hanks in Castaway.

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"sets fire to every scouting report left over from Karnisovas or Eversley (or, really, any of their underlings)"

Man, I know AKME's underlings sucked, but setting fire to the left-over underlings is a bit harsh.

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