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granvillator's avatar

Zach's first game back, they sent someone (offscreen, but probably KC) to interview him one-on-one and chopped up the interview into clips they played throughout the game. All he did was mumble platitudes (which is all anyone should have expected).

I thought it was funny, because the broadcast team was breaking away from the game in progress to show these PR-manicured clips of Zach giving revealing insights like "I like Coby" and "I just want to win games." Then I realized what it reminded me of: like an actor doing the humility bit and eating shit for the public after emerging from a scandal. Same blueprint, and moreover explains the intention here. That made me think this wasn't entirely an Org thing: I suspect Klutch was involved in hiring a crisis PR firm to mitigate the fact that their client is not just hugely unpopular but after this sudden team turnaround is now seen as the opposite of a "winning" (and that means "good") player. Being unpopular doesn't matter, James Harden has alienated the entire population of the 1st, 4th and 6th largest cities in the United States in about 3 years and was still welcomed when he took aim at #2. But being seen as a loser — Reggie Theus with a better haircut — is definitely poison to his brand.

Zach played terribly down the stretch in this game and the Mid 3 (© 2023 Captain Kirk's Tooth Gap Enterprises) was the chief cause of blowing a 16 point lead in 8 minutes. It's the same shit we saw earlier this year, which will win them 1 of 3 games going forward. But there was a wave of "WOW ZACH REALLY IS HELPING US TO WIN GAMES" after the game which doesn't seem entirely desperate (though it is desperate, we're a desperate fanbase) and a bit... off. Synthetic. It's so at odds with the reality of the game, which was a guy with great stats that made the wrong play repeatedly in the clutch and participated in the patented "3 Man Handoff" play 24 feet out, where 3 guys just pointless toss the ball between each other and then try some horrible shot with 3 seconds on the clock. It was the same bad basketball that made them unwatchable even when they won earlier this year (and they did sometimes win a game).

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Stay Chisel's avatar

Can we talk about that DDR iso to end regulation? That has to be the worst play call out of a timeout I’ve ever seen. Hold the ball for 16 seconds and then jack a long 2 over a taller defender was Billy’s play? I think Billy belongs in the class of coaches who don’t really impact winning or losing that much, but that was really awful.

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