The Bulls are scheduled to hold their end-of-season press conference today at 11am. Both General Manager Gar Forman and Vice President (and usurper?) John Paxson are going to be addressing the assembled media.
It’s always rare how often those two poke their heads out to speak to the fanbase. And the fans and media know the drill: the only thing they seem to be more consistent in than their underwhelming team-building is the amount of bullshit they say justifying their lifetime appointments.
What will some of the #Bulls buzz phrases be at tomorrow's press conference?— Silvy (@WaddleandSilvy) May 2, 2017
So with that in mind, let’s try and not lament how the Bulls front office is anemic and lacks the introspection necessary for improvement, and instead try and laugh at them.
Play along, and try to have a strong gag reflex. The event will be livestreamed on CSNChicago.com and we’ll be following along in the comments below.