Irving lionizer moonlights as sports doctor


He has made it known that he's not missing this moment for the world. He's committed to the organization and his teammates. He's not Pau Gasol. He's Kyrie Irving, a player playing with so much heart and determination.

- Dipshit Cleveland beat writer, making his mark as "The Cowley of Cuyahoga County" ('thanks' GrandmastaL in the comments)