The Bulls have Dirk 2.0, y'all. Just kidding. Maybe.
Jo, Lu and Jimmy all got votes in Defensive Player of the Year voting, while Jimmy and Jo also got some votes for Most Improved Player.
Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson both returned to the lineup against the Magic, coming off the bench and showing some signs of their usual selves in a blowout victory.
That dastardly plantar fasciitis has not gone away for Joakim Noah, so should he shut it down until the playoffs?
Derrick Rose said Sunday he wouldn't be opposed to a minutes limit when he returns, but he also said he's still unsure when that return will be.
Taj Gibson re-injured his left knee in a loss to the Wizards on Tuesday, but Sam Smith reports that it's not all that serious.
Joakim Noah and Marco Belinelli are both game-time decisions against the Heat, but Belinelli is likely out. And oh yeah, Rose is out too.
Joakim Noah will likely miss Sunday's game against the Timberwolves after sitting out Saturday's game against the Pacers.
Derrick Rose spoke to the media on Thursday morning, and once again reiterated that he was unsure of when he would return from his ACL injury.
The Bulls offered Lou Amundson a second 10-day contract, but he will reportedly sign with the New Orleans Hornets.
Joakim Noah had another huge game, leading the Bulls to an easy win over the Nets on Saturday night at the United Center.
In a mostly ugly game against the Sixers, Joakim Noah shined with a crazy triple-double of 23 points, 21 rebounds and 11 blocks in a Bulls win.
Bulls power forward Taj Gibson has a sprained MCL and could miss up to two weeks, according to the Chicago Tribune's K.C. Johnson.
LeBron James screwed around and nearly put up a triple-double while the Bulls screwed around and stunk in a hideous performance.
Derrick Rose broke his silence to the beat guys, and what he said wasn't all that encouraging. The good news, however, is that Rose will in fact start playing 5-on-5 after the All-Star break.