Paul Forrester of SI.com produced an Anti-All Star team and the Bulls manged to secure 2/5ths of the starting 5!  Way to go guys!

G: Kirk Hinrich, Bulls -- While Ben Wallace is a prime suspect in the death of Scott Skiles' coaching tenure in Chicago, Hinrich was the one in the library with the candlestick, helping Colonel Mustard do the deed. Hinrich averaged 10.1 points on 33.1 percent from the field in November, when the Bulls went 3-10 to dig a hole from which they've yet to recover. Though Hinrich has played better lately, he's still shooting only 40.8 percent and a career-low 31 percent from three-point range for the season. C: Ben Wallace, Bulls -- No one can argue Big Ben hasn't been busy this season -- posting his worst rebounding and blocked-shot marks in nine seasons, butting heads with former coach Skiles and getting into a spat with rookie teammate Joakim Noah. That's leadership most teams couldn't pay enough to avoid; the Bulls, though, get the privilege of paying $15 million this season to call Wallace all their own.