Tom Brady can bite me. The Giants are annoying. Screw the NFL! Sure, there are only two basketball games today; one currently going where Rajon Rondo already had 3 turnovers and an ugly face, and the other where NBA fans get to see Jose Calderon try and contain Mario Chalmers and Norris 'This year's Landry Fields/Nico Batum Golden Child' Cole. Honestly, when I'm not watching Bulls' basketball I watch the NBA in order to see the other top players put up bad statistics so that our Derrick Rose can keep moving up in the statistical rankings. So talk it up! I'm sure half of you clowns are drunk anyway. Meanwhile I'm typing on my laptop at almost 2am because my wife is still in her hometown and I am trying to re-adjust to sleeping alone again. It sucks. Someone make me some dumplings, damnit!