Eddy Curry Set to Return After Losing Over 100 Pounds
Should we be worried about the Heat with a newly reinvigorated Eddy Curry?
Well, yes, but not because of Curry.
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He looks better just getting rid of the cornrows...
Also, 6-10 Center? Wasn’t Luc Longley considered reasonably undersized at 7-2 for the Bulls championship runs? And Bill Wennington at 7-0? And Bill Cartwright at 7-1? And Will Purdue at 7-0? What happened to the NBA Center position?
they dont eat enough veggies now these days...
DAMN WHIPPER SNAPPERS!
by Geo4MVP on Jan 19, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Luc Longley wasn't undersized
unless you compared him to Shaq, but that was about bulk, not height.
by Tim S. on Jan 20, 2012 1:31 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
seven foot was never undersized for a center
those guys, outside of Mr. Bill’s Knick years, just sucked
"It was so despicable, it was beyond [the Lakers-Celtics rivalry]; it was a new kind of hatred.". -Flea on the Heat
by paddyfairview on Jan 20, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
Don't worry
he will find those pounds again
by JustAnotherFan on Jan 19, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Don't get this
I don’t even think 2005 Eddy Curry helps this year’s Heat. But whatever, it’ll be entertaining nonetheless.
Sadly, my self worth is almost entirely based upon the outcome of the previous night's Bulls game.
actually that's a good point
he’s the sort of flyer a maxed-out team has to take, but not exactly the type of player they need anyway. i guess any decent roatation player for MIA is a bad thing for us but it’s not like he was ever going to be ben wallace.
"It was so despicable, it was beyond [the Lakers-Celtics rivalry]; it was a new kind of hatred.". -Flea on the Heat
by paddyfairview on Jan 20, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions
You know you a big mf'er when you can lose a hundred pounds but can barely tell the difference
eddy must have paid somebody off.
Unintentional (?) Comedy:
The Heat have a well-rounded roster, but they are lacking a space-eating center.
Ha!
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by bullhockey on Jan 19, 2012 10:23 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
his best skill is clogging the lane
"It was so despicable, it was beyond [the Lakers-Celtics rivalry]; it was a new kind of hatred.". -Flea on the Heat
by paddyfairview on Jan 20, 2012 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
cheeseburgers
Rose decides not to go 1-on-2 and I was thinking, "what are you doing?! You've got the numbers!" -Zach Harper, Daily Dime Live
In unrelated news,
investors have decided to go short on mcdonalds stock citing a sharp decrease in demand.
by jpchi on Jan 19, 2012 10:40 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
How many minutes played until he injures himself?
250?
I can predict the future using Norm Van Lier's crystal balls.
"Sam has a tendency to denigrate reports coming from any reporter who didn’t also cover the day Naismith first put up the peach baskets." - snley
Alright boys, looks like we won't have Eddy Curry to kick around anymore, so lets get one last round of fat jokes in as a farewell. I'll start.
Fat don’t lie!
Schindler's List is, at the most basic level, a remake of Jurassic Park... ~Zizek
by THEKILLERWHALE on Jan 20, 2012 11:46 AM CST reply actions 1 recs











