Memphis Grizzlies basketball in May? You got it! So get your General Greivis Vasquez jerseys ready and get ready reminisce about your favorite Darrell Arthur moment! You know you love Z-Bo; one of the select few quality NBA players with absolutely no muscle tone. Need more Shane Battier? You got it, baby! And MVP Derrick Rose has NOTHING on Mike. Conley. JR!!!

    Oh yeah, and those other guys from a small town in Oklahoma are playing too. That humble guy Kevin Durant and his spastic sidekick Russell Westbrook.

    So enjoy! Game starts at, what, 8pm central? I'll miss the first few minutes but ultimately I don't really care. The Western Conference sure turned boring rather quickly, didn't it?