Yep, no need to rely on these hornless hosers who visit South Beach to take on the absolutely, positively clutch LeBron James and the Miami Heat. Fortunately we also have the tie breaker in addition to the 3 game lead in the loss column. Simply put, a win against Boston tomorrow night and the Bulls have all but officially clinched the Eastern Conference. Here's hoping for two Bulls wins this week so we can rest our starters!

     In other action, Orlando hopes to learn how to score some points against the Bobcats and the Lakers hope to bounce back from two surprising home losses. Not entirely interested in the action tonight, but frankly the lot of you need to get your minds off Hollinger. You've unwittingly let him control your basketball emotions. Shame on you!