Bosh, explained!

Now it all makes sense.

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by your friendly BullsBlogger on Mar 7, 2011 11:35 AM CST reply actions

I didn't really get the Boshtrich thing

Until I saw the side by side photos of him and an ostrich, distrubing

by ArchieHemmingway on Mar 7, 2011 11:53 AM CST reply actions

Good times

Thanks for that laughs.

I can predict the future using Norm Van Lier's crystal balls.

"Sam has a tendency to denigrate reports coming from any reporter who didn’t also cover the day Naismith first put up the peach baskets." - snley

by NBA Observer on Mar 7, 2011 11:59 AM CST reply actions

LMAO

seconds later, the boshtrich was learned to be extinct after being hunted by…..

"One day you might look up and see me playing a game at 50. Don't laugh. Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion." - The Tril-og-y

by Belize on Mar 7, 2011 12:04 PM CST reply actions

man

I don’t know, I didn’t think they could top the “Like a Bosh”….but this one was genius, and shorter.

I think I prefer this actually.

Just imagine had he stayed in Toronto, gone to Chicago, gone to anywhere else, where he’d be.

Stupid bird.

It's almost 2011 Bulls. Let's Get Grimy!!!

by majoyenrac on Mar 7, 2011 12:06 PM CST reply actions

to be fair

this also contains the phrase “like a bosh”

I dont care what the D.N.A. Says, the Guy wearing number 12 Cannot be Kirk Hinrich, he is definetly Kurt. Kirk can actually play basketball!

by piccolomair on Mar 7, 2011 1:23 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah but you know the reference....that 5 min like a bosh rap thing

That was hysterical.

Stll the Bostrich is just better….

It’s funny my wife watched a bit of that game yesterday (The Heat game) and she was like, I don’t like him, who’s he? He looks like a dinosaur….

I told her he was Chris Bosh and he used to be a Raptor.

It's almost 2011 Bulls. Let's Get Grimy!!!

by majoyenrac on Mar 7, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions

His game does kind of resemble a Raptors movement/mannerisms (at least on the movies dunno anything about them really) which was always oddly convenient to me.

"Well you're giving me the opportunity to agree with Bill Plaschke and Marriotti, I'm gonna pass" - Tim Cowlishaw

by Camry on Mar 7, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions

Pretty pretty pretty pretty good.

8tracks/Tumblr

by Option27 on Mar 7, 2011 1:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs

curb reference!

ding ding ding

"One day you might look up and see me playing a game at 50. Don't laugh. Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion." - The Tril-og-y

by Belize on Mar 7, 2011 1:40 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs

Steinfeld too, no?

I can predict the future using Norm Van Lier's crystal balls.

"Sam has a tendency to denigrate reports coming from any reporter who didn’t also cover the day Naismith first put up the peach baskets." - snley

by NBA Observer on Mar 7, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions

Hey, Seinfeld's Jewish, but not THAT Jewish

I only post cotton candy. Because it's delicious.

by Prevenge on Mar 8, 2011 9:43 PM CST up reply actions

Genius.

"Smith stripped. Smith stopped! Smith stopped again by Pippen!"

by ColonelFatheart on Mar 7, 2011 1:34 PM CST reply actions

As in shear

Bosh can now join McGrady, Carter, AI, Melo, etc.

by hlac on Mar 7, 2011 2:37 PM CST up reply actions

I was hoping they'd use the Birdo sound effect with some of those Bosh shots.

Also, the Canadian accent on the narrator really seals the deal.

by arjoseph on Mar 7, 2011 3:36 PM CST reply actions

The part where he was frolicking in the water had me in tears

I didn't want to type this sentence, the force from an Omer Asik dunk made my fingers do it.

by Juiceboxjerry on Mar 7, 2011 4:43 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

he's defending his water hole...

too bad for the heat that’s the only thing he will defend

by grabmesomeBOOZ on Mar 7, 2011 9:25 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

He never leaves his feet!!!!

"I love you, mommy!" - Joakim Noah

by Trey23 on Mar 8, 2011 5:16 PM CST up reply actions

Funny as hell.

A lovely story:

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who didn't whine, nag or bitch. That would be me....

But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day.

The end

by sue369 on Mar 7, 2011 5:29 PM CST reply actions

LIKE A BOSHTRICH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuZDljvg-fQ

Teams without Chapu lost 1173 games during the 2009-'10 season.

by chapuforyou on Mar 8, 2011 1:29 AM CST reply actions 5 recs

lmao

by JustAnotherFan on Mar 8, 2011 1:57 AM CST up reply actions

This too was amazing

by regui8er on Mar 8, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions

Wow, that had me laughing more than anything else.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Mar 9, 2011 8:55 AM CST up reply actions

too good

by JustAnotherFan on Mar 8, 2011 1:57 AM CST reply actions

Chris Bosh in Black Swan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfoE1aXz6P4

by JLbuLL on Mar 8, 2011 10:21 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

heh

Well, Bosh wanted attention, here it is

by JustAnotherFan on Mar 8, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

somone with photoshop skills needs to make a picture

by lcohn89 on Mar 8, 2011 12:17 PM CST reply actions

I sometimes sincerely feel bad for him

Like, his need for attention and willingness to be a 3rd wheel is kinda strange to me.

Why would he be crying with the Heat after a loss? The raptors have repeatedly sucked and he never cried then (or at least we never heard). I honestly think he’s crying from all the criticism.

by regui8er on Mar 8, 2011 1:18 PM CST reply actions

Fuck rondo?

I saw T2 at Walgreens in Deerfield he’s tall. if you’re wondering what his grocery list included: magnums, french vanilla ice cream and a 20 oz sprite

by Super-Structure on Mar 8, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions

I sorta do, too. At least, I have empathy for him, if not sympathy.

I could see being as good as he was in Toronto and “not getting any love” and wanting more attention. After all, there’s a huge discrepancy in how much money you can make when you’re located in Toronto and on a bad team than in a bigger city and on a good team. Even if it wans’t ego (which, obviously, was a big part of it), there had to be a monetary reason, too. He did just make really bad choices. But I do understand why he made those choices.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Mar 9, 2011 9:04 AM CST up reply actions

Priceless.

Starlin Castro singles on a pop up to catcher Jason LaRue.
Ryan Theriot scores. Two out -Gameday 7/23/10

by Sandberg's evil twin on Mar 9, 2011 2:58 PM CST reply actions

I'm not sure if most of you guys have seen this...

but this is the official “Like a Bosh” video theme song. It’s a pretty good parody of the Lonely Island video. This video was so good I had to watch it twice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2—uG4QMlA0

by kaboom on Mar 11, 2011 2:08 AM CST reply actions