K.C.: Bulls to Re-sign John Lucas III
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Ed: From the Fanshots. KC also intimates the Bulls will sign someone else, and somewhat confusingly proposes this will "create financial flexibility for possible future trades". ~S2
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loving the different weapons we got
need a botched play? we got bogans
need a missed jumper? we got pargo
need a missed free throw? we got lucas
"I ran into lebron last night, asked him for a dollar. He gave me 75 cents. I was puzzled, then realized he never gives you the fourth quarter"
Better start runnin'
PAX!!
Road to the Number 1 Seed Assassination Missions:
Wizards: Mission Accomplished. 1/2 game on on the Celtics.
Nets: Mission Accomplished. Back up 1/2 game.
Pacers: Mission Failed. Still up half a game thanks to the Rockets.
Congratulations to the Central Division Champions: The Chicago Bulls!
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Mar 19, 2011 5:52 PM CDT reply actions
First we blow our chance at history and lose our first division game to the Indiana fucking Pacers,
then we hear rumors of us re-signing Pargo, and now we re-signed Lucas.
Yeah, not a great 24 hours.
eat. sleep. hoop. repeat. become legendary.
if lucas means no pargo
i’m for it lol.
Look
I didn’t want to offend anyone by saying the "f" word or generalizing my statement to any particular sex by saying "gays" or lesbians" or "bi’s" so "homos" is the most "politically correct" term. I’m just trying to be more tact in a tactless blog.
by Hindut Patrol on Feb 15, 2011 2:51 PM EST
by Jaina on Mar 19, 2011 5:58 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
KYLE WEAVER, Y U NO SHOW UP ON TIME?
eat. sleep. hoop. repeat. become legendary.
by Sir Buckets on Mar 19, 2011 5:58 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
You made me choke on my Chile Shrimp Ramen, you bastard!
Road to the Number 1 Seed Assassination Missions:
Wizards: Mission Accomplished. 1/2 game on on the Celtics.
Nets: Mission Accomplished. Back up 1/2 game.
Pacers: Mission Failed. Still up half a game thanks to the Rockets.
Congratulations to the Central Division Champions: The Chicago Bulls!
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Mar 19, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Fufufu, people eat Ramen for price! If you eat overpriced Ramen you might as well throw your money in the trash!
Kurai!
http://www.amazon.com/Maruchan-Ramen-Shrimp-3-Ounce-Packages/dp/B003OB4CMY/ref=sr_1_27?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1300576057&sr=1-27
Learn from your inexperience, young man.
Wait… this is a JL3 thread… nevermind.
Road to the Number 1 Seed Assassination Missions:
Wizards: Mission Accomplished. 1/2 game on on the Celtics.
Nets: Mission Accomplished. Back up 1/2 game.
Pacers: Mission Failed. Still up half a game thanks to the Rockets.
Congratulations to the Central Division Champions: The Chicago Bulls!
by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Mar 19, 2011 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
NERD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5YuQ-R3cCg
Rose: Who in the blue hell are you?
Rondo: Well
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!
yes, Shim ramen are a bit pricy...
BUT THEY ARE SO GOOD!
by ajayflying23 on Mar 19, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh thank god no pargo but still.
Rose: Who in the blue hell are you?
Rondo: Well
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!
by T.Moore on Mar 19, 2011 5:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for the Tough Guys Don't Dance love.
"Smith stripped. Smith stopped! Smith stopped again by Pippen!"
by ColonelFatheart on Mar 19, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
To all those rejoicing over no Pargo:
It’s likely the Bulls will add another player to bring their roster to 15 players.
Yeahhhhh.
eat. sleep. hoop. repeat. become legendary.
i'd be surprised if it's pargo
only because he’s also a guard. if this is really for injury insurance a 3/4 makes more sense.
Look
I didn’t want to offend anyone by saying the "f" word or generalizing my statement to any particular sex by saying "gays" or lesbians" or "bi’s" so "homos" is the most "politically correct" term. I’m just trying to be more tact in a tactless blog.
by Hindut Patrol on Feb 15, 2011 2:51 PM EST
by Jaina on Mar 19, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe "Financial Flexibility" means for salary matching...
But that would imply a contract extending beyond this year. Who knows?
wonder if it's perhaps a nonguaranteed contract
so the team they’re trading them to could cut them.
Look
I didn’t want to offend anyone by saying the "f" word or generalizing my statement to any particular sex by saying "gays" or lesbians" or "bi’s" so "homos" is the most "politically correct" term. I’m just trying to be more tact in a tactless blog.
by Hindut Patrol on Feb 15, 2011 2:51 PM EST
It would be dumb for a player to do that unless they had some sort of early cut date or something.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
a guy like lucas is lucky to have any sort of NBA job
and i mean i was thinking this was probably for draft or summer trades, so that yeah, the cut date would probably be pretty early.
Look
I didn’t want to offend anyone by saying the "f" word or generalizing my statement to any particular sex by saying "gays" or lesbians" or "bi’s" so "homos" is the most "politically correct" term. I’m just trying to be more tact in a tactless blog.
by Hindut Patrol on Feb 15, 2011 2:51 PM EST
Serious question:
Prime MJ, blindfolded and in a wheelchair vs. Pargo
Who wins?
eat. sleep. hoop. repeat. become legendary.
38 year old MJ blindfolded and in a wheelchair>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pargo
Rose: Who in the blue hell are you?
Rondo: Well
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!
Well look on the bright side.
We are about to go into another mid-east war.
If it means no Pargo...meh.
A lovely story:
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who didn't whine, nag or bitch. That would be me....
But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day.
The end
Pargo would be a help in lategame situations.
Of course, pargo with his first run with the bulls>>>>pargo second coming.
But late in the game he and ben gordon were good, I like him in those situations.
Pargo is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>john lucas XXVII
Rodman is the best.
*"Pargo would be a help in lategame situations."
Only if he’s coming in to play for our opponents.
News flash: Luol Deng is good...We now return you to your regularly scheduled hating...
by kingles on Mar 19, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Should flag you
for saying something positive about Pargo
Rose: Who in the blue hell are you?
Rondo: Well
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!
pargo could be following.....WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk
http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nba/news/story?id=6237952
"I ran into lebron last night, asked him for a dollar. He gave me 75 cents. I was puzzled, then realized he never gives you the fourth quarter"
Hike up those britches. It's game time, baby!
"If the Bulls are healthy it could get ugly." - Joakim Noah
Oh HELL NO!
News flash: Luol Deng is good...We now return you to your regularly scheduled hating...
by kingles on Mar 19, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I mean, if we're going to sign someone who basically will never be playing (and, if they are playing, it's either a blowout or we're screwed anyway)
I’d rather sign someone who, despite the odds, may someday actually not suck.
eat. sleep. hoop. repeat. become legendary.
Well CJ did miss a layup and the SGs were a no show in the 4th qtr loss to the Pacers
Whatever these roster moves by GARPAX are a JOKE. They should have gotten a legit starting shooting gaurd next to Rose before the trade deadline happened…….FAIL.
Why the hell would "Chicago Bulls" be the number one trending on Yahoo right now?
I didn't want to type this sentence, the force from an Omer Asik dunk made my fingers do it.
LUTHER HEAD!
forget pargo and lucas, get a real baller.
I'm sure he'd rather go somwhere that he could actually ball
not a place where Keith Bogans was treated like Kobe Bryant
I didn't want to type this sentence, the force from an Omer Asik dunk made my fingers do it.
by Juiceboxjerry on Mar 20, 2011 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Unfortunately...
Since he was waived after the deadline, Luther Head would not be eligible for the post season.
Until we get a tagline, yfbb=your friendly Bogans blogger.
by Dionysus2.0 on Mar 20, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
recced for information
I only post cotton candy. Because it's delicious.
Who cares about these signings. As if either of these guys will see actual playing time.
Maybe these signings mean giving DRose a break during practice. I swear some of you guys go into panic mode faster than drunks at last call.
Statistics are like a drunk with a lamppost: used more for support than illumination.
- Sir Winston Churchill
It's more the principle
It’s disillusioning to think that the Bulls front office is dumb enough to believe that Pargo and Lucas are the best options out there.
But I agree, these guys won’t play at all when it matters (and I think we can actually believe that this time).
Pat Riley is the devil.
by Poloplaya14 on Mar 20, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
This thread is stupid none of these singings will even see the the court.
However Kyle Weaver would have been useful this year and I’m still upset about that. Why couldn’t he show up on time? I bet he was staying at the hotel right next to the Berto center.. how could he be late to anything it’s honestly 20 yards away.
by SoulEater7 on Mar 20, 2011 9:01 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Lets sign a basketball player.. why not?
by SoulEater7 on Mar 20, 2011 9:05 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
this
"We got to win. Win no matter what. Trip, kick somebody, fight, bite. Whatever. Win." - Derrick Rose
by OdwallaJuicish on Mar 20, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
azubuike is also an expiring contract
can play on one leg better than pargo and lucas on 4 combined legs.
scalabrine runs everything. fuck scalabrine!
this would have been an amazing signing
but i guess John Lucas III is the best ballboy on the market. had to snatch him up
by Basketball Smurf on Mar 20, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Soooooooooooo
We’re signing A less talented midget version of muggsy boges & theablo sefalosha’s untalented little brother to round out our roster….ooooook
by poetstylez on Mar 20, 2011 11:52 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Damnit.
The Chicago Bulls’ Sunday practice is underway, with new signees Jannero Pargo and John Lucas III on the court.
The Tribune first reported the imminent signings on Saturday.
Carlos Boozer also is taking part in at least portions of Sunday’s practice. How much Boozer will participate is unknown, since reporters are granted access afterward.
Also, Luol Deng and Taj Gibson are sitting out at least portions of the practice with various bumps and bruises. Deng has been battling a bruised left thigh. Gibson has been battling a sore ankle.
Pargo and Lucas III were signed merely as practice bodies, injury insurance and to create financial flexibility moving forward. With expiring contracts, they could be used as salary cap filler during draft-day trades.
*sigh*
Look
I didn’t want to offend anyone by saying the "f" word or generalizing my statement to any particular sex by saying "gays" or lesbians" or "bi’s" so "homos" is the most "politically correct" term. I’m just trying to be more tact in a tactless blog.
by Hindut Patrol on Feb 15, 2011 2:51 PM EST
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