In a land dominated by the fake Michael Jordan, a young, redheaded weirdo returned from a serious knee injury and showed the world what the slam dunk is all about. The City of Angels will never be the same when these two forces meet... again.

The Battle for Los Angeles: Kobe Bryant vs. Blake Griffin. We'll see who dunks first.

Also playing, John 'The Doogie' Wall hopes to not get humiliated by Chris "Merryl Streep" Bosh, Lebrick James and that other guy in Miami. The new look Oklahoma City Thunder will square off on ESPN against the Orlando Magic. We will see if the addition of Kendrick Perkins makes a difference against the sudden offensive juggernaut Dwight Howard.