Michael Jordan suits up for practice

I know it's impossible, but I can't help imagining him taking Bogans' minutes.

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that's good for the cats

Maybe the cats can make the playoffs… trade the pick!

"Did Rose just pass thru here?" - Andre Miller

by JustAnotherFan on Feb 10, 2011 6:18 PM CST reply actions

we don't need to actively root against them until next year...

its a protected 2012 pick.

by silentpete on Feb 10, 2011 9:21 PM CST up reply actions

It would be funny if mike came back and he got traded from his team to another team.

by Slick Ric on Feb 11, 2011 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

I bet Jordan's jumpshot is still absolute gold.

How many wily palm fakes followed by ‘Beyonce’ fade aways you reckon he dropped on them.

lol

Boom! Asik, Asik, Asik the room.

by mrdope on Feb 10, 2011 6:23 PM CST reply actions

Gerald Wallace:

He’s Mike. He’s been kicking our [butts]. He still has it. He doesn’t have this quickness, but he can score, he’s a shooter. The last thing to ever go is your jump shot and he has that.

by jsptvo on Feb 10, 2011 7:11 PM CST up reply actions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=JswfzDKYr04

by Rosenscrubs on Feb 10, 2011 10:14 PM CST up reply actions

ANYTHINGS POSSIBLE!!!!

The ultimate fan experience is no longer courtside seats, it's Keith Bogan's job.

by sin on Feb 10, 2011 6:25 PM CST reply actions

pics

http://www.nba.com/bobcats/gallery_mj_practices_110210.html

"Did Rose just pass thru here?" - Andre Miller

by JustAnotherFan on Feb 10, 2011 6:44 PM CST reply actions

Im like 90% sure he's planning a comeback at 50

just based of his HOF speech and the fact that if he comes back and can somehow be relevant either as a backup or starter = SNEAKER MONEY THROUGH THE ROOF!

..and da so mi ah seh!

by Belize on Feb 10, 2011 6:56 PM CST reply actions

I know he’s wearing gray sweats, but he is looking a bit chunky.

If I got Derrick Rose in a room alone what I would do is not acceptable by law. But it would result in our kids.

by cayal on Feb 10, 2011 6:57 PM CST reply actions

though he is still in my top 4 men I’d turn gay for.

If I got Derrick Rose in a room alone what I would do is not acceptable by law. But it would result in our kids.

by cayal on Feb 10, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions

PAUSE, bruh.

by C Smoove on Feb 10, 2011 9:07 PM CST up reply actions

..and da so mi ah seh!

by Belize on Feb 10, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions

Am I alone in saying

that I couldn’t bare to watch MJ play for the Wiz?

Something about going from the undisputed best player in the league to a struggling jumpshooter was just too depressing to see.

"The advanced metrics guys do not like Derrick Rose very much." - Bills Simmons podcast 2/4

by RogersPark Kris on Feb 10, 2011 6:59 PM CST reply actions

i chose to erase that from my memory

but still have his wizards jersey (white)… it’s nice-lookin.

by jsptvo on Feb 10, 2011 7:09 PM CST up reply actions

yeah i was watching the replay of the 03 all star game the other day

he was like 0-8 at one point, it was depressing

"Everyone loves it when the guy everyone loves tells how the guy everyone hates is a big pussy." -cayal

by paddyfairview on Feb 10, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions

When he missed that breakaway dunk I immediately turned off the tv and tried to erase that moment from my memory forever. Terrible. Waaay worse than the last 2 Ronnie Brewer missed dunks. Just brutal.

by Rosenscrubs on Feb 10, 2011 8:06 PM CST up reply actions

0-7.

Was at my mom’s house and was watching it today. I’d forgotten all about taping it back in 2003. He even missed a dunk that year too. Although it’s less popular than his 2002 missed breakaway dunk.

by chicity773 on Feb 12, 2011 10:44 PM CST up reply actions

I felt that way

and then I saw this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQJprZGr5XI

West Coast Assassination Missions:
Clippers: Mission Accomplished
Warriors: Mission Aborted: Due to violent bay area locals.
Trail Blazers: Mission Failed: Foiled by Rudy's hobo beard.
Jazz: Mission Accomplished
Hornets:

by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Feb 10, 2011 9:24 PM CST up reply actions

He’s still better than 80% of the Charlotte roster, I’ll bet.

"Did Michael Jordan join the Pistons when he couldn't beat them? No. He dug down deep and went out and kicked their fucking ass."

by Dash2112 on Feb 10, 2011 7:00 PM CST reply actions

Does he ever plan on changing that lame-ass team name?

i keep thinking Charlotte ‘Bob-cuts’

by jsptvo on Feb 10, 2011 7:13 PM CST reply actions

the charlotte bob-ombs

yeah, name your team after a band in a movie that didn’t succeed … or a mario reference, either one

CDR and Courtney Lee: just two players the Bulls could have at SG this year.
RIP Keith Bogans Prophecy [12-1]

by Prevenge on Feb 10, 2011 7:35 PM CST up reply actions

that movie didnt succeed

????

omg i heart the sex bobombs……

actually i thought that movie was surprisingly great…i love everything about the movie…did it really do bad critically?

I dont care what the D.N.A. Says, the Guy wearing number 12 Cannot be Kirk Hinrich, he is definetly Kurt. Kirk can actually play basketball!

by piccolomair on Feb 11, 2011 2:55 AM CST up reply actions

stick with what works

Shoes = Jordans
Team = Charlotte Jordans

I remember once former Bull Dave Corzine staring at a stat sheet after a loss when he had one rebound and Michael Jordan offering, "One more rebound than a dead man."

by Rex Grossman on Feb 10, 2011 9:20 PM CST up reply actions

it'd work if they played like him

by jsptvo on Feb 10, 2011 10:05 PM CST up reply actions

to be fair no one wearing Jordans plays like Jordan did.

I remember once former Bull Dave Corzine staring at a stat sheet after a loss when he had one rebound and Michael Jordan offering, "One more rebound than a dead man."

by Rex Grossman on Feb 12, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

He's still better than Bogans.

by Dr. Handsome, D.D.S. on Feb 10, 2011 9:26 PM CST reply actions

I'M better than Bogans

by jsptvo on Feb 10, 2011 10:06 PM CST up reply actions

damn, we are all better than bogans. the poop my dog took this morning is better than Bogans.

by livesinnoahsbasement on Feb 10, 2011 11:37 PM CST up reply actions

so let's take back all the "Bogans is shit" comments

cos shit is still better than Bogans.

by jsptvo on Feb 11, 2011 12:46 AM CST up reply actions

I’m worse than Bogans :(

by tuluse on Feb 11, 2011 4:54 AM CST up reply actions

you have no arms?

by M 80 on Feb 11, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

so would mj be a power forward now?

"JJ has never made that floater. He’s probably never even practiced it, he just decided to take a floater, which is why he’s James Johnson."

-JocktrapNoah

by TheMoon on Feb 10, 2011 11:45 PM CST reply actions

No just a fat shooting guard lol ;)

Boom! Asik, Asik, Asik the room.

by mrdope on Feb 11, 2011 1:03 AM CST up reply actions

that what he played in wash

by Belize on Feb 11, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions

Lol I really wouldn't be against him taking Bogans' minutes. Anybody moving Bogans to the bench is

by Scala-three-ne on Feb 11, 2011 12:23 AM CST via mobile reply actions

Fuck you iPhone

Anyone moving Bogans to the bench is a good thing. Even if it is somebody 50 years old

by Scala-three-ne on Feb 11, 2011 12:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

no doubt he'd still be putting up better numbers than bogans playing the same minutes.

by jsptvo on Feb 11, 2011 12:48 AM CST up reply actions

No doubt!

If they replaced Bogans with MJ, Id be all for it, in a f*cking heartbeat.
Shit Id be more worried about him destroying his career stats than the impact he would make on the court, ANYONE BUT BOGANS,

yeh even Michael Jordan I guess lol

Boom! Asik, Asik, Asik the room.

by mrdope on Feb 11, 2011 1:05 AM CST up reply actions

id agree

on offensive he’d sink every single wide open look that bogans gets. and his fadeaway jumper is still money. He’d have to be in shape to run up and down the court, and I think D-wise, he’d just have to be in shape, I think he’s veteran savvy would make up for lost athleticism.

I remember once former Bull Dave Corzine staring at a stat sheet after a loss when he had one rebound and Michael Jordan offering, "One more rebound than a dead man."

by Rex Grossman on Feb 12, 2011 11:03 AM CST up reply actions