Just in case you needed another reason to think Lebron is a douche

"My God, I've been around Michael Jordan, but with him nothing even came close to this. Unimaginable."

I won't spoil the rest of it for you. He comes across as a self important twat-deluxe

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Great little nugget about Jordan in there, too.

Referring to Joe Klein, Luc Longley and Bill Wennington as “21 feet of shit.”

"Smith stripped. Smith stopped! Smith stopped again by Pippen!"

by ColonelFatheart on Dec 12, 2011 4:46 PM CST reply actions 4 recs

haha, we all know jordan is an ass, but cant really argue against that, lmao

by Geo4MVP on Dec 12, 2011 4:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Hey, Luc and Wennington knocked down their open jumpers.

"Smith stripped. Smith stopped! Smith stopped again by Pippen!"

by ColonelFatheart on Dec 12, 2011 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

And IIRC Luc played Shaq pretty darn well those 3 seasons...

by Doshi on Dec 13, 2011 8:41 AM CST up reply actions

nearly 7 feet of muscle here:

Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean.

by hedonism bot on Dec 12, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs

Anyone watch Survivor?

Ozzie reminds me a lot of Noah.

"Smith stripped. Smith stopped! Smith stopped again by Pippen!"

by ColonelFatheart on Dec 12, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

oh his form looks so fine right there

then it gets up to his chin and boom TORNADOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Should've traded for Melo.

by sin on Dec 12, 2011 11:31 PM CST up reply actions

seriously. new tagline.

by kpd on Dec 12, 2011 10:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

lebron is a king

The king of tools I hope the bulls run him into the scorers table

by rickrock58 on Dec 12, 2011 4:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions

I still get a kick out of the fact that Lebron thinks that he can have an interview telling people he's not a villain anymore

and that’ll be the end of it. “Hey guys, I’m not the bad guy anymore!” What a douche

Recovering...

by Juiceboxjerry on Dec 12, 2011 5:17 PM CST reply actions 8 recs

It's like Ndonkeykong Suh

Telling the media that he isnt dirty, and then stomps on a guy and STILL insist that he’s not dirty…

"Violence is not always the answer."
"Violence is the question, and the answers always YES!"

by T.Moore on Dec 12, 2011 6:19 PM CST up reply actions

Whenever I think of LeBron as a human being

I think of Robert Brockway’s Mario Lopez stories

by NerdVernacular on Dec 12, 2011 6:28 PM CST up reply actions

Yes!

Last week, LeBron sat down with Rachel Nichols on SportsCenter and told her that he was “done” being the league’s premier villain. He said that his first year in Miami had “basically turned me into somebody I wasn’t. You start to hear the word villain, now you have to be the villain. I started to buy into it.”

Can’t wait to see what idiotic things he does to try to win people back!

THEO!

by wrigleyrocker12 on Dec 12, 2011 5:31 PM CST reply actions

Does he think we're all morons?

He did the fucking “decision” before signing and moving down to Miami. He was only the villain once he left Cleveland, but he did that damn 1 hr special before all that. He’s a douchebag who things his shit doesn’t stink, and he needs to just accept it and go out there and be what he is.

by dakoose on Dec 12, 2011 5:40 PM CST up reply actions

This statement reminds me of

my little sister…

"Violence is not always the answer."
"Violence is the question, and the answers always YES!"

by T.Moore on Dec 12, 2011 6:21 PM CST up reply actions

What did I say that reminds you of her?

by dakoose on Dec 12, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions

fucking "decision"

by jpx7 on Dec 12, 2011 6:37 PM CST up reply actions

...

He’s a douchebag who things his shit doesn’t stink

"Violence is not always the answer."
"Violence is the question, and the answers always YES!"

by T.Moore on Dec 12, 2011 7:52 PM CST up reply actions

Breaking: Following Lebron James’ lead, thousands of prison inmates around the country have requested appeal hearings, stating that “They no longer want to be villains.”.

Recovering...

by Juiceboxjerry on Dec 12, 2011 5:47 PM CST up reply actions 16 recs

so if we keep telling him hes a choker

he’ll keep buying it…?

interesting…..

Should've traded for Melo.

by sin on Dec 12, 2011 11:32 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

It's like he's a kid playing a schoolyard game.

“I don’t wanna be the villain anymore! TEEEEAACHERRRRR!!!!”

"Smith stripped. Smith stopped! Smith stopped again by Pippen!"

by ColonelFatheart on Dec 12, 2011 6:46 PM CST reply actions

If LeBron is spending money

like the photographer described, he’s going to be lacking someday.

Or it was all covered in Nike’s budget for the photo shoot. One of the two.

by JockstrapNoah on Dec 12, 2011 8:14 PM CST reply actions

As A-holey as Lebron is, I don't think he'll ever lack for money. Nike gave him that $90,000,000 contract when he was 18.

"We wish Jordan were 7-feet, but he isn't. There just wasn't a center available. What can you do? Jordan isn't going to turn this franchise around. I wouldn't ask him to. He's a very good offensive player, but not an overpowering offensive player." Rod Thorn, then Bulls general manager, after drafting Michael Jordan

by AerialAssault on Dec 12, 2011 8:40 PM CST up reply actions