The Definitive (Psychic) Read on LeBron's Destination
Two bloggers ask an astrologist, a body language expert, a handwriting expert, a tea-leaf reader, a tarot-card reader, and a dart board where LeBron will sign this summer. Both the tarot cards and tea leaves like Chicago at least partially, while every method agrees "not Cleveland."
I found this more satisfying to read than any other rumor over the past 24 hours. Seemed more credible.
almost 2 years ago
arjoseph
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Neat find. It's a nice (and much needed) breath of fresh air, lol
Because of Lester’s lack of basketball knowledge, we figured we might get a team out of left field. Instead, Lester predicted James would go to Chicago. Not only did she see a house on Lake Michigan in the tea cup, she also remarked that James, “has the power of a bull and all he really wants to do is take the ball down the court and hoop it into the basket.”
When she found out that the Chicago Bulls were one of the top contenders to land James, she seemed to take it in stride. “This is the way the universe works when it gives us intuitive information,” she says. "I am more sure than ever that LeBron James will choose to sign with the Chicago Bulls.
I love you, Tanya Lester.
My favorite part was...
When the psychic said it would be Chicago but that New York was 1010 percent.
What does that even mean???
by wilsoneads on Jun 30, 2010 1:15 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It means they didn't know so they covered their ass
"I guess I can’t do anything if you’re just irrational, but to point it out and move on."
- fundamentallysound
by J Theory on Jun 30, 2010 7:45 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I were to take it seriously,
I would say that it means that it is beyond definite that LeBron ends up in NYC at some point, but maybe not right away.
But I’m not taking it seriously. I also thought that was hilarious.












