And then hell really froze over. We bought the tickets and get seriously amped up to go. we trade trash talk back and forth and have a really good time. But what happened? The Bulls decided to go and get hurt. Like massively hurt. So now I am staring down a game that the Bulls have just about zero chance of winning and worse Lebron could drop like 60 on us tonight. I can only pray that Rose somehow is able to play and do a good job otherwise for the next forever I will get to hear how my team got torched and all that lovely stuff. So here comes the question. Do I preform Seppuku before or after halftime?