Hi everybody (Hi Dr. Nick)
This is my first post so I kind of feel like I am losing my virginity again. If this goes anything like that then it will be over quick and there will be a lot of crying involved. I was tempted to use the angryandy style of post because those got so many recs but I thought a poll would be more fun. With Ben Gordon gone the Bulls will have a new leading scorer which leaves one question.....
Who will it be?
To answer that I think we need empirical evidence so a poll is necessary. I have the Bull's roster and have listed an explanation on how that player could become the Bulls leading scorer. Have fun with the poll!
Who will lead the bulls in scoring next season?
Derrick Rose - Because he is awesome!! (174 votes)
John Salmons - Because he is a fish with a beard (104 votes)
Luol Deng - finally learns a step outside the 3 point line is worth more than a step inside the arc (56 votes)
Tyrus Thomas - Does a alleyoop every play and averages 110 points per game (11 votes)
Brad Miller - Vinny institutes the "Slow white guys only" offense (2 votes)
James Johnson - Learns to karate chop the ball into the basket (2 votes)
Joakim Noah - New physics theory proves that sidespin is the most accurate type of shot (2 votes)
Kirk Hinrich - Earns the starting job over Rose because he has heart (5 votes)
Araon Gray - Vinny institutes the "Slow white guys only" offense and Brad Miller is hurt (13 votes)
Taj Gibson - Because Taj is a sweet name! (2 votes)
Jannero Pargo - He is like a 1/10 Ben Gordon and we got him for about 1/10 the price how could we not lose (4 votes)
Lindsey Hunter - If experience works the way it did in videogames he would be level 99! (2 votes)
Jerome James - Everyone else dies in a plane accident (10 votes)
387 total votes