List of things I would love to see D-Rose do next season

10: Posterize somebody. Not just ordinary poster, but some Vince Carter destroying Fredric Frenchy-magnitude poster. It would be better if he gonna do it against Kendrick “Lechon Baboy” Porkins. Would love to see Pooh’s  first hyperdunk poster come to life.

9: Molest some other ankles. Yes we all know Andre Miller is handicapped right now and he is moving around by the aid of some wheelchair, but it would be more impressive if the victim is say, ET Rondo, or DMW, or even LeCrab ‘CHECK MY STATS’ James. If Luol can, maybe he can?

8: Play better D.

7: Cut down the turnovers, minimize his mistakes, and maybe average some 5:1 assist to turnover ratio.

6: Assert himself as the best point guard in the east. There is no competition, Mo Guarantee? Nope. ET? Hell naw. Mouthpiece Nelson? No way.

5:  Average 20 and 10. He has shown that if he puts his mind into it, he is unstoppable, he can do anything he wants, and now with a full season under his belt and some KG cussing playoffs that went 7 million games, he gained some valuable experience that he can use to play trough pressure. Rookie of the Year winners improve in their succeeding years, so maybe derrick can play at an all star level next year.

4: Be rook-soph game MVP. Rookies never win, and with this crapful batch of rookies, the tradition continues. Would love to see him do a Kevin Durant and let it all out

3: Defend the skills challenge, this time finishing it with a 360.

2: Be an all star. Gazillion Chinese dudes, you love your little emperor right? He is a gift from the heavens.

1: Hire Osama Bin Laden to destroy the NCAA.