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Ode to Stat

When you die on the vine
'Cause Mike D said goodbye
That's Amare
Then when Shaq clogs the paint
And the man, you sure ain't
That's Amare
Shot clocks tick, roll-pop-pick, roll-pop-pick
Drive and kick, Phoenix Sun-y
Max deals ring, cha-cha-ching, cha-cha-ching
As you sing "Where's my money?"


When your defensive play
Is a bullfighter's "Ole!"
That's Amare
And your locker room cheer
Is so quick to "endear"
That's Amare
When Steve Kerr will discuss
Trading you as a must
That's Amare
Now at the All Star break
Will we trade for trade's sake?
That's Amare
That's Amare

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The Italian's Have a Saying

“Canta chi te pasa”, which, roughly translated means, “Sing and it shall pass”. So grazie for the laugh. Just in case you forgot the melody, here’s a link to the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS6-b7CONDI

by Cannoli on Feb 10, 2009 4:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the Italians have another saying: "We like to argue"

- Vinny

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by your friendly BullsBlogger on Feb 10, 2009 5:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

ROFL

"One thing I do know is teams like a lot of our pieces. That's not to say they want to give us a lot of players in return, but I know they like a lot of our pieces." - John Paxson (1/21/09)

by Juiceboxjerry on Feb 10, 2009 5:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I like it

I think my ode to Amare is more in the linguistic stylings of Dr. Seuss, so I appreciate your more cultured take. ;)

Man-slave, bring me my PB&J!

by wjb1492 on Feb 11, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Torch's ode to Amare is music to my ears.

If the Bulls actually make this trade, I predict they’ll soon be singing an old country tune called “Who’s Sorry Now”

If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost. You can still call him vile names.
Elbert Hubbard

by Tyrusmancrush on Feb 12, 2009 6:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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