we all know jerry is cheap, but i think tyrus gets paid enough to not wear something so ugly

“actually jerry there IS a really interesting story behind this shirt. ive got this friend who gets paid to organize people’s closets, and one day he finds himself working at michael cooper’s house. well he sees this shirt in the back of the closet and he takes it. later he finds the shirt is too big to wear so he gives it to me.”
“yeah thats strange, i wouldnt have though you and Coop wore the same shirt size since he was so scrawny and like 5 inches shorter than you.”
“i know right. thats why me and my friend figured the shirt probably belonged to magic johnson and he just left it there once.”
“you think magic came to Coop’s house wearing this shirt, and left Coop’s house shirtless?”
“yeah, i guess not. but maybe Coop and Magic had a slumber party or something and thats why he left it.”
“i see…. bizarre.”

“come on Jerry invest, dont make me get pushy. my new T-shirt line with take off”

“Uhh Sorry Ty it looks like someone took the tie im wearing, chewed it up and spit it all over your chest, I think ill pass.” But we we can talk about it more this summer" [JR chuckles to himself]