If Boylan was a turd
by Tyrusmancrush on Mar 21, 2008 12:52 AM CDT
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he would drawf the Sears Tower. Let's express our love for the man who said "I don't get rattled. When the heat is on I believe I'm actually at my best!" As the heat goes up, the turd gets higher, this ball of fire.
He has driven Duhon into depression, Nocioni into a wet noodle, Gray into an frustrated anger machine, Noah into volcanic rages and Tyrus into someonone who would prefer hiding in his closet rather than face the incoherent rants of Boylan. Lately, HInrich was spotted in the locker room rolled up in the fetal position sucking on a doodle after and exchange with the great one.
What a motivator. If he were coaching the Celtics, they'd still be fighting for a playoff spot with KJ wondering why he's riding the bench in crunch time while the 4 guard lineup struggles not to blow another 30 point lead.
Most of us know the Bulls failure lies primarily at the foot of TT who has been in a funk for the last 5 games (bulls 2-3) reflected by his poor shooting and limited minutes.
Here is his breakdown:
Minutes played 70:55
FG 6-26 .229 FT 10-13 .779 Rebounds 16
Assists 4 Blocks 3 PF's 9 Turnovers 1
Prorating these dreary stats over 2 games of 35 minutes each...average of our other forwards becomes: points per game 11 assists 2 rebounds 8
PF's 4.5 blocks 1.5 Turnovers 0.5.
No wonder he rides the bench, Thomas is a human turnover machine. One in over 70 minutes..and don't think Boylan doesn't remember it vividly. Unfortunately it seems he is incable of remembering more than one play for any extended period....thus explaining his rotations.
As Jimbo admitted..."I'm not a stats man" here are some numbers over the last 5 games he may want to peruse, assuming he can read.
Player Minutes (+/-)
Hughes 153:58 -31
Deng 185:55 -28
Noah 120:15 -18
Gooden 172:14 -16
Gordon 148:41 -14
Nocioni 75:52 0
Nichols 4:22 +2
Gray 34:28 +6
Tabo 110:08 +11
Kirk 118:13 +21
THOMAS 70:55 +22
Notice a pattern you festering boil? Look at the stats! Even when Tyrus is floundering, he still blows away your favorites...players have to earn their minutes...your fat ass. You are a complete enema bag that is constantly overflowing.
Now I feel better. I am climbing off the edge again...no thanks to the prince of dunces and his fellow retards.
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According to K C Johnson
If only this boob would sleep during the game, the Bulls chances would improve greatly...assuming his assistants would grab some shuteye at the same time.
by Tyrusmancrush on Mar 21, 2008 1:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually
Afterward, interim coach Jim Boylan looked inward."We didn't have our enthusiasm the way we needed it to be to compete against a team like San Antonio," he said. "As a coach, you look at yourself and say, 'Did I get my team ready to play?'
"I'd have to be honest and say I didn't have us ready to play. I'll shoulder that responsibility. Just as players need to be accountable, so does everybody else. We have to bounce back. These games are too important for us."
Asked specifically what he could have done differently, Boylan said he would sleep on the game.
Doesn't mean I like him, but it's nice to see him man up for once (perhaps the first and only time) and accept some of the responsibility for this mess instead of passing the buck.
by Sports2 on Mar 21, 2008 6:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since he has
by sue369 on Mar 21, 2008 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agree--
Even if we buy your sorry attempt to throw yourself on your sword, what happened the other umpteen games you blew?
by bullhockey on Mar 21, 2008 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a Boylan fan by any means
by RogersPark Kris on Mar 21, 2008 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yesterday's loss....
No team that with the talent of the Bulls and the coaching of the Bulls is going to beat a team with the talent of the Spurs and the coaching of the Spurs.
Maybe 1 game out of 10 - that's about it.
by BullsFanInSeattle on Mar 21, 2008 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is sad
i dont boylan but honestly i find it hard to hate the poor guy, you can almost see the puppet strings above his head forcing him to tank, follow the strings back and i bet you find pax, the guy who is the biggest turd in chicago
by phineasgates on Mar 21, 2008 5:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i meant to say "dont like boylan"
by phineasgates on Mar 21, 2008 5:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Its just
by Bulls4Ever on Mar 21, 2008 9:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It does surprise me
Isn't the first rule when you're in a hole to stop digging?
by Sports2 on Mar 21, 2008 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good grief
by T Maple on Mar 21, 2008 11:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well he is full of hot air,
by wjb1492 on Mar 21, 2008 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So do you want Boylan retained....
Either you're with him or you're against him.
Otherwise, we're just grading levels of disdain, dislike, and disappointment.
If I'd shelled out money for season tickets, and then witnessed the ballclub implode and the coach fired....and then had to sit through such ignorant and petty maneuvers by the 'interim head coach'....
....I'd be F%$*ing Pissed too.
by BullsFanInSeattle on Mar 21, 2008 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boylan hate
He may love dogs and is nice to children but has shown over and over again that he is completely unqualified for this job. I also have noticed that many persons with overly inflated egos are the last to acknowledge or remotely recognize their own failings. and yes I do believe he is partly responsible for global warming being the gas bag that he is.
by Tyrusmancrush on Mar 21, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
by gobulls1124 on Mar 21, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
T Maple
You cant possibly be happy with how he's doing as a coach?
by Bulls4Ever on Mar 21, 2008 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not happy with him, but he's not the only one.
But this team sucked at the start, when most people blamed Skiles. Then it sucked when everyone focused their anger on "the corpse." Now all people can do is rant about Boylan. But the Bulls as a team and as individuals have had a piss-poor season, and I'm amazed how little blame the rest of the team is getting compared to Boylan. I want to do a diary on this but I'd probably get flamed into oblivion. Maybe I'll wait to do it at season's end, or whenever Boylan is replaced.
by T Maple on Mar 22, 2008 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're kidding, right?
by wjb1492 on Mar 22, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard Avery might get fired by the mavs
by armstrong2389 on Mar 21, 2008 12:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
re Avery
The only reason Tabo and Noah got pt was due to events beyond the control or recognition of this staff...injuries, trades.
Even Isiah Thomas would be a step up..after all he is an NBA hall of famer and I think the players would respond much better to him than the current ass clowns, whom they obviously don't respect and tune out to maintain their own sanity.
by Tyrusmancrush on Mar 21, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh God...another control freak???
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 21, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was nice to see Boylan take the blame....
It would be even more refreshing if he admitted to being out-coached when the team blew several 18-point 4th-quarter leads.
by BullsFanInSeattle on Mar 21, 2008 12:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boylan
by exult463 on Mar 21, 2008 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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