Rose Needs Stitches (WTF??)
"The Bulls said Rose suffered the injury when he rolled over onto a knife he was using to carve an apple while in bed."
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at least we know he's eating better
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by your friendly BullsBlogger on Dec 8, 2008 12:51 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Can we just get the real story already
A knife for carving apples while in bed results in a 10-inch gash on his back.
Do you think the agents/PR people laugh to themselves when they are making up these excuses?
I don't really care
maybe he was carving up the apple to smoke a bowl.
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by your friendly BullsBlogger on Dec 8, 2008 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
I guess I don't either
but reading these made up stories is annoying. I’d rather they either not report it or just be honest about it.
HAHAHAHAHA
at least he wasn’t up in joakim’s crib
by chicagosports23 on Dec 9, 2008 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
what, do you think he was stabbed in the back?
maybe by a jealous Kirk…
by Basketball Smurf on Dec 8, 2008 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
No but I also don't think he had a knife
capable of producing a 10-inch cut, laying in bed with him while he rolled around.
it's not in the back, and it's not 10 inches!!
But still, it really seems to me like this apple story is a made up silly excuse to cover something maybe more annoying to reveal…
10-stitch
not 10 inch. It doesn’t say how big the cut is, though likely it is much smaller if it only needed 10 stitches.
So his story is possible, if still not very plausible.
Whoops
mis-read. I was wondering what JeffD was talking about above. Either way, 10 stitch gash doesn’t sound like something that’s easy to create, even if you accidentally roll on your knife in bed.
Seriously?
You’re talking 1"? 2" at the most? It’s not hard at all.
Viva la nuance! Reading comprehension rules!!!
Really?
Lay a knife down you would use for apples, even the sharpest knife in your house on your bed. To roll on it at the correct angle just to cut your arm is difficult. Especially enough of one to require 10 stitches.
why don't you do it and get back to us
maybe we can call the csi guys in. people on realgm are speculating that it was a defensive wound. So there are numerous gumshoes on the case. :)
by Basketball Smurf on Dec 9, 2008 12:28 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i've had ten stitches for a cut before...not that big....
anyways if anyone here has ever cut themselves…..skin is not exactly tough to cut through…this could of easily been done with any sort of knife….the moment it cuts the skin…its very easy to keep cutting.
This is why the Bulls need Jamaal Tinsley
Tinsley can wriggle through a hail of automatic gunfire passing through his car with nary a scratch.
That must be some paring knife. Hope it is indeed, not serious.
I actually hope this report is true.
And Rose wasn’t trying to fight for a girl again. The last time he tried that, he got his ass kicked.
Is the link button broken?
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Soon-Derrick-Rose-can-pay-people-to-do-his-figh?urn=ncaab,77436
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how much do these guys make how smart are they not much it looks like i would of peeled in kitchen and put on a paper plate big bucks no brains
Posted by: brian krieger | Dec 8, 2008 1:26:32 PM
"It never is, because I'm the Shogun. And before you get to the Shogun, you gotta go through a lot of ninjas."
smart people hate punctuation
(period)
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by your friendly BullsBlogger on Dec 8, 2008 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
Seriously yo I peel my shit witd a wede waker and it
sometimes get stuck on my foot but its ok my momz drives me to doctor and he tellz me to stop and i say get off my back before i get a heart attach u know what im sayin got to get ur paper if it meanz i die tryin thatz all i got
"Derrick Rose is like a $500,000 Maybach parked in the driveway of a $200,000 house in the middle of nowhere" - Bill Simmons
by RogersPark Kris on Dec 8, 2008 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
So he called his trainer?!!!!
Just go to the hospital next time Rose.
Maybe he was worried about missing practice.
Freddy went to his house too in order to drive him to the Hospital
911 friend. Ambulance. Drive past Noah’s house and make him chase the ambulance to the Hospital.
In a trust with Vinny Del Negro.
If it's a true story,
that’s pretty damn stupid. If that’s a cover story, it’s still pretty damn stupid.
But on the other hand, I can’t really think of a better story to explain a knife wound on a forearm that required 10 stitches.
Man-slave, bring me my PB&J!
well how about
I didn’t have any clean dishes so I was reaching into the washing machine to grab one and one of my d-bag room mates put a large knife in the silverwear basket pointing upward and it cut the crap out of me while I was reaching for the dish?
Wouldn't you have to be falling into the dishwasher, with no way to stop your
momentum, for that to produce a cut requiring 10 stitches? I mean, it is one way you could get a cut on your forearm, but when that’s happened to me it hasn’t been more than a band-aid thing at worst. I mean, with stitches it’s not just a question of length of cut, but depth too.
Man-slave, bring me my PB&J!
knives can be sharp
Viva la nuance! Reading comprehension rules!!!
by tyger1147 on Dec 8, 2008 5:50 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It is kind of their purpose in life.
But you still have to be in a situation where something is putting some pressure on the knife, which is why I said above I didn’t have any better stories for it – rolling on a knife could easily put you in a position where you can’t remove yourself quickly enough to avoid the cut. In my experience, while it’s easy to scratch or poke yourself on something while reaching into the dishwasher, there’s just not the kind of pressure between sharp object and body part to produce more than a superficial injury, no matter how sharp the object is. You feel pain and jerk back before anything more can happen.
It’s still pretty damb dumb to be cutting anything in bed, which is not a solid, firm surface (even using a cutting board on your lap isn’t very secure), much less to just leave the knife there afterward, presumably all sticky and covered with the juice from the apple (which is just gross in a bed), and forget about the fact that you have something dangerous there. But I’m presuming that’s what really happened, because if it’s a cover story it’s an incredibly dumb one.
So, if you routinely get cuts in your forearm requiring quite a few stitches, I apologize for the sideways insult – I still say cutting yourself on a knife you forgot you left in your bed is way on the dumbshit end of the spectrum.
Man-slave, bring me my PB&J!
as some one who occasionally eats apples
I have an apple in my left hand a knife in my right. I then cut of pieces of apple and eat them. At no time would I require a flat surface or a cutting board. Unless I’m making pie filling or something,
GINSU!!!
"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying." -- Michael Jordan
by bennythebull on Dec 8, 2008 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
I hope this doesn't end up like Curry
Curry started working out and eating healthy and was promptly rewarded with weird heart issues. Next thing you know, he goes to New York and all those good habbits are no where to be seen.
Pre draft all we heard was how Rose lived on sweets. Now comes a story about him eating healthy and he darn near chops is arm off. I wouldn’t be suprised if he never touches a fruite or vegetable again.
Um, do you honestly believe he was trying to cut fruit in his bedroom?
He was clearly trying to get the last slice of pizza, and Aaron Gray used his T-Rex instincts and tore his arm up.
"It never is, because I'm the Shogun. And before you get to the Shogun, you gotta go through a lot of ninjas."
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 8, 2008 4:51 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
ha!
that was pretty good, but cmon, gray with t-rex instincts?
On Behalf of Sue, Wjb, Bullshooter, and all the other Hinrich fans...Ill keep the Hinrich Hope coming...There will be light....
Slow and uncoordinated
t-rex instincts.
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He's earned...
at least the benefit of the doubt. Then again, maybe he got into a scissor fight with Thabo over who was going to give Noc his first snip.
wat di rass?!?
"If there’s any haters in here right now that don’t have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me." - A.P.N.S.
ok,
Knives don’t stand up on a bed, they are on the ground. So even if he had contact with it, it would be a minor scrape or a little wound at best. So basically this is all a lie, and a coverup by D-Rose.
BUT THE KID WORKS HARD!!!!!
LET"S GO ROSE
Who cuts a god damn apple with a knife in bed?
What else was he doing? Plotting his revenge against his arch enemy with an evil laugh?
"Slice" ..
as a nickname?
"If there’s any haters in here right now that don’t have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me." - A.P.N.S.
He he stops going to the tattoo parlor
I don’t want him to turn into walking artwork like iverson, marbury, beasley among others. Hope at all costs he avoids the hideous neck tattoos, which are worse than the one on tyson’s face.
c'mon
nothing is worse than the marbury/tyson head/face tattoos. Those tattoos are in a league of their own.
by Basketball Smurf on Dec 9, 2008 12:30 AM CST up reply actions
I dont see the big deal about Tats
its part of life now
"If there’s any haters in here right now that don’t have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me." - A.P.N.S.
Yeah, and Monta Ellis tore his ankle during a pickup game
Why resort to name calling?
-Dionysus2.0
because I wish to insult you personally
-your friendly BullsBlogger
How does rose look in person
I’m looking forward to seeing him play tonight against the knicks, is he super fast? I think he’ll make duhon look like the trash that he is.
These athletes and their knives, guns, hot tubes, pick up games...
I mean, these pros seem to get hurt on a fairly consistent basis. Kerry Wood falls out of a hot tube, Aaron Boone gets hurt during a pick-up game, and now Derrick Rose cuts himself while peeling apples in bed.
Well, good news is it’s not like he sneezed and had back spasms (I’m looking at you Sammy Sosa). I guess we’ll see how this injury affects him tonight.
by mouthpiecesports on Dec 9, 2008 1:38 PM CST reply actions
a hot 'tube'?
ew.
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by your friendly BullsBlogger on Dec 9, 2008 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Why is it so hard to belive?
Anyone who’s ate healthy knows that means alot of prep time in the kitchen and a lot of time cutting veggies/fruits. I must have cut a hundred apples last year to eat with peanut butter for a small meal(good carbs/sugars w prote in the Pbutter). To me it’s easy to imagine myself goin into the kitchen grabin’ a knife, paper plate and apple and for whatever reason(espn highlight maybe) running to my bedroom and placing all that on my bed. And if i have millions in the bank i prob got some high-end knives in the kitchen. It’s very possible
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