Bulls drinking game

by MrBungle on Dec 30, 2008 1:22 PM CST

Its the holidays and here's how to make Bulls games watchable while sipping your favorite beverage.

Take one sip

-Anytime Stacey's and Neil's banter gets a little too comfortable.
-Anytime there is a shot of VDN's hair.
-Anyime Hughes or Gordon forces up a shot.
-Anytime TT misses a jumpshot.
-Anytime they show a Luv-a-Bull
-Anytime the Bulls give up a layup or dunk.

Finish your drink

-Whenever Derrick Rose gets the ball back after passing it to Gordon
-Whenever Noce doesn't complain about a fouled called on him.
-If Deng scores more than 4 points in the 4th quarter or Overtime
-For a Red Kerr sighting
-If the Bulls score after VDN calls a timeout.

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lmao!

"If there’s any haters in here right now that don’t have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me." - A.P.N.S.

by Belize on Dec 30, 2008 1:35 PM CST reply actions

-Anytime Noah gets tired and asks to come out

Have a smoke.

Why resort to name calling?
-Dionysus2.0

because I wish to insult you personally
-your friendly BullsBlogger

by Big D on Dec 30, 2008 1:48 PM CST reply actions

of what?

by robinhood on Dec 31, 2008 1:14 PM CST up reply actions

"Take a sip Anytime the Bulls give up a layup or dunk."

alcohol poisoning

"I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous.

How was breakfast? Unbelievable."

by chibullsfan03 on Dec 30, 2008 2:29 PM CST reply actions

-Whenever Derrick Rose gets the ball back after passing it to Gordon

LOL

by gobulls1124 on Dec 30, 2008 2:45 PM CST reply actions

Whenever Paxson makes a Trade

…. finish a whole bottle.

Wherever Paxson makes a Good Trade
…..Buy a round of drinks for all members of BaB, with Pizza also…

man up!

by exult463 on Dec 30, 2008 3:58 PM CST reply actions 7 recs

Amen...

I’ll buy the round if the Bulls braintrust can get a proper trade done

by Alighieri on Jan 1, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions

Well done, sir.

"He's not scared to take that shot," Rose said. "That's Larry. No matter what, I don't need to remind him to shoot. He's willing to shoot any time."

by Evil Pax on Dec 30, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions

If Paxs signs a starter for appropriate money based on his producion spanning over more than one good season

and its generally regard as a good deal!

Bring out the patron tequila

man up!

by exult463 on Dec 30, 2008 6:03 PM CST reply actions

With a day game tomorrow

this will be a great way to get things going for NYE.

I will also take a drink anytime Aaron Gray has a stupid smile on his face.
And if Cedric Simmons enters the game, non-stop chugging.

by M 80 on Dec 30, 2008 9:40 PM CST reply actions

Nice, Nice

Sip everytime Derrick Rose actually gets a call to go his way (Maybe this is rare enough to be a chugger ;)

Special Rules for Tomorrows game
Sip
-Anytime Dwight Howard is fouled
-Anytime the Magic jack up a 3 with out going to Howard

Finish
-When Noc fouls out(+1 if ejected)
-When Aaron Gray fouls out
-Anytime the teams exchange 4 or more consecutive 3 point attempts

over/under: you make it to half time ?

by reprisal on Dec 30, 2008 9:55 PM CST reply actions

Tradition?

I would love to see this become a tradition maybe for holiday/playoff/important games, someone to make up drinking game rules based on the game and the current bulls…thoughts?

by BooRad16 on Dec 30, 2008 11:23 PM CST up reply actions

Any time

Neil takes a veiled (or not-so-failed) shot at BG.

by M 80 on Dec 31, 2008 9:51 AM CST reply actions

any time

Neil calls it a 3-pointer when the guy is 2 feet or more inside the arc

USE THE SOFTWARE. Actions-> Rec/Flag. Reply to comments with the reply button. Rec good fanposts/fanshots so the crud gets pushed down.

by your friendly BullsBlogger on Dec 31, 2008 1:37 PM CST up reply actions

Kaboom!

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: 'A flute with no holes is not a flute, And a doughnut with no hole is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."

by Ugh It Live! on Dec 31, 2008 3:12 PM CST up reply actions

Obviously, None of You

are serious substance abusers. A real man would start each day with 50mg of Vicodin washed down with a fifth of 100 proof Stoli. Drinking game? This ain’t no game. Start the day in the manner suggested and you won’t give a shit how the Bulls do, or who is playing on their team. In fact, you won’t feel a thing. Cheers.

by Cannoli on Jan 1, 2009 1:16 PM CST reply actions

Pregame:

-Look at your TV Guide. If there is a Bulls game on:
Check the team you’re playing against.
-If it is someone with a positive record, take a shot.
-If it is someone with big men who are anywhere near decent, take two shots.
-If it is any team near or above Orlando’s skill record, drink the bottle and take the rest of he day off. It’ll be better.

"You remember the first time you picked up a basketball video game and you had no idea how to run plays, so you just gave the ball to your shooter and you ran around the court aimlessly until a defender was far enough away and then you jacked up a shot? THAT IS LARRY HUGHES!"
-Anonymous fan letter, heylarryhughespleasestoptakingsomanybadshots.com

by Prevenge on Jan 3, 2009 4:33 AM CST reply actions