Blogabull on SNL!!

I am a little weary from draft talk, so to break the monotony, I scripted a little Blogabull skit that I would love to see on SNL some day:

Matt: Who will the bulls draft? It looks like it might be Yi, Hawes or Noah. Though to be honest I don't really give a shit.  I hope the front office is focusing on their most important task: figuring out how to trade Du-Du and Noce.

sbulls: My analysis shows that making the right draft choice can impact our wins total by 3.24657 games. I confirmed this by triangulating from 3 different analyses: A regression analysis using PERs; plotting a key draft workout stat and integrating the area under the curve; and multiplying 2 random numbers.

PaxJax: Bah. Superficial analysis. You are a cretin. Sometimes I think almost everyone is a moron. Make that everyone. Except me. Damn, I'm good.

1958: This whole draft discussion is stupid. It's quite simple. Let's trade the whole roster for a superstar.

Sue: Will all of you stop arguing. I trust that Pax will make the right pick. Right now I would trust Pax with my life.

Flabull: I don't care who we draft as long as we beat Miami next year.

Boney: Hey blogabullers. Enjoying the offseason? At least we kicked your ass.

Prevarbal: I will now end this thread with a haiku

Drafting season nigh
Fleeting glimpses of upside
Hoops hope eternal