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I am a little weary from draft talk, so to break the monotony, I scripted a little Blogabull skit that I would love to see on SNL some day:

Matt: Who will the bulls draft? It looks like it might be Yi, Hawes or Noah. Though to be honest I don't really give a shit.  I hope the front office is focusing on their most important task: figuring out how to trade Du-Du and Noce.

sbulls: My analysis shows that making the right draft choice can impact our wins total by 3.24657 games. I confirmed this by triangulating from 3 different analyses: A regression analysis using PERs; plotting a key draft workout stat and integrating the area under the curve; and multiplying 2 random numbers.

PaxJax: Bah. Superficial analysis. You are a cretin. Sometimes I think almost everyone is a moron. Make that everyone. Except me. Damn, I'm good.

1958: This whole draft discussion is stupid. It's quite simple. Let's trade the whole roster for a superstar.

Sue: Will all of you stop arguing. I trust that Pax will make the right pick. Right now I would trust Pax with my life.

Flabull: I don't care who we draft as long as we beat Miami next year.

Boney: Hey blogabullers. Enjoying the offseason? At least we kicked your ass.

Prevarbal: I will now end this thread with a haiku

Drafting season nigh
Fleeting glimpses of upside
Hoops hope eternal

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very nice
I especially liked the Sue line, haha

by your friendly BullsBlogger on Jun 19, 2007 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Tip of the cap to you, sir
It's interesting how people develop these limited little personas in this type of arena.

Funny post, and an excellent haiku to boot.

Draft pick rodeo -- Yi Hawes!

by preverbal on Jun 19, 2007 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Good job
Including JoeJoe in a follow-up skit is a must.

by paxson43 on Jun 19, 2007 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

That was Great!
Thanks for the Break.
The Future is bright!

by Goostafer on Jun 19, 2007 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL
Thanks for the humor!
"They had me do a psychology test and I asked Coach Skiles if that affected his coaching. He laughed and said, `No way.'" (Joakim Noah)

by wjb1492 on Jun 19, 2007 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Fantastic
Maybe Skiles and Pax could show up just as we are criticizing them.  That would be classic.
Like a proud papa...

by cubbybear on Jun 19, 2007 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

LMAO!!
Too funny.
Buckle your seatbelts kids. It's going to be a bumpy couple of weeks.

by sue369 on Jun 20, 2007 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

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