The guard play has been bothering me all night and I find it very frustrating. You never know who is going to show up, Bjizzle or Bfizzle, Captain Kirk or Captain Quirk, Duhon or Duhoff.

Mostly it's Ben and Kirk that are so inconsistant. It seems like they alternate games. I think there were a couple of games last year where Bfizzle and Captain Quirk both showed up on the same night and it was ugly. Some nights Duhon comes off the bench shooting lights out and other nights you wish he would have just stayed on the bench.

I want to see Kirk and Ben scorch a team for 50 to 60 points one night. You guys have better baksetball minds than I do. Is this even possible?